Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. It's great for making random topics weave together to form an overall infrastructure of chaos.
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'Longest' word has 189,819 letters, takes three hours to pronounce Conviently, ice cream trucks come around during the hottest part of the year (it must be a conspiracy). Definitly. I repeat, there is nothing to worry about. I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. Ooooooo! I get done at 9:15. Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? Not that I exactly have a word quota for the day. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. Wouldn't it make more sense to get a kazoo, if you're broke? I'm leavingnow I'm back! if you like our Facebook fanpage, you'll receive more articles like the one you just read! I gotta go. The inanimate world, on the otherhand, expects nothing of you. Or possibly rightthat would be scary.
[Copy and paste OK! Example sentence] How to write a "Reply" email? I'm bored. Someone did something incredbly stupid, but because they were powerful, everone acted like it was a stroke of genius. I'm back. We could call ourselves TACO! | 13.63 KB, JSON | JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. (Although my mother does have a "earring tree".) Not only that, Dum-B-Gon: stimulates weight loss, cures "any" illness, does simple houshold chores, never leaves the toilet seat up and is the perfect gentle companion for your kids.
The World's Longest Sentence - Worlds Best Story They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. And once again suprised. I probably won't later. You're great tradition is being carried out here, on the second most pointless site ever! | 12.46 KB, JSON | He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. They could do anything they wanted to, if they just put their minds to it. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. Ya know ya got ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya boy you got caught with them and then ya got a robot in the car with a car in your head that was the best dog ever and you can call me and call him when I wanna is it time I get off work I will see if I gotta I wanna is a time I got a ride truck truck ride and iiiuuyr. Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. I'm a genius. SEEYA! Your subconsious mind acts on whatever it is told. And that's just what I can list from memory. But everything else I've said so far is true. 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My calculator is nifty. Well, too bad! But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. in Books, Literature, Writing | March 14th, 2019 30 Comments. For instance, I wrote: "I am the Crazy Taco! All because YOU tried to convince me that I was crazy. And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! Ha! This is just way too much of a change at once. You feel very, very honored. *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. You cannot DEFEAT me! I know where you are right now! I'm just bored. Wait, no it isn't, I still have to keep going, and going, and going. I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. What a crazy idea. I have officialy run out of ways I could have better spent my time. That's the sixth time I've said back! The World's Longest Sentence (5237 words) by Mark Virtue (1980, aged 15) Once upon a while back there was an ambitious contortionist who made up his mind he would try to conquer the twenty-seventh highest dead volcano on Neptune, with his tongue secretly hiding behind his overweight postman's Swedish Hi-Fi set and the shoelaces of his Persian . Unless he has already been destroyed by an even more radical Anti-Cartoon-Owl group. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. Or maybe it's everybody else that's weird. Happy? Oh, and when my sister had to go to the bathroom very badly during a traffic jam, my mother had the good taste to making hissing/water noises to make my sister's problem worse. We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. I think this is so cool that he spent this time on it but who would really read this all, omg i have to read this about a week and im done and i just want to say this have made my day, i have wrote a story which has 12083 words in it. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. Any way, that's it for now. It's the same concept.
World's largest sentence - Copypasta If my site manages to last a decade, my readers *snicker* will probley wonder what I'm talking about. HmmI seem to be jumping from one subject to another more frequently. there were bugs. Eventually, this would become a monthly tradition. Here's what I wrote this weekend: Woooooo! Only if I had multiple personalities. And I congratulate any reader who has gotten this far. I'M FINE! All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. Seeya. Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. He may have had no intention of inspiring postmodern fiction, but one of its best-known novelists, Barth, only found his voice by first writing a heavily Faulknerian marsh-opera. Many hundreds of experimental writers have had almost identical experiences trying to exorcise the Oxford, Mississippi modernists voice from their prose. But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! Perhaps my family is just so weird, we've lost all sense of perspective. While studying at Johns Hopkins University, Barth found himself writing about his native Eastern Shore Maryland in a pastiche style of middle Faulkner and late Joyce. He may have won some praise from a visiting young William Styron, but the finished opus didnt flyfor one thing, because Faulkner intimately knewhis Snopses and Compsons and Sartorises, as I did not know my made-up denizens of the Maryland marsh. The advice to write only what you know may not be worth much as a universal commandment. But true. I would be. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. Or, as an alternative, I could have ruined several plans for world domination that other people made. Pythagoras Theorem is a + b = c. GRAVITY IS EVIL!
Confusing Sentences That Actually Make Sense Shame on you! It was bad enough that I was forced to "volunteer" my precious time (i could have worked on this site)noI was forced to wear formal attire. Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. The first part of the trip was fairly easy. That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. I SEE YOUR GAME! In any case, my theory means that playing video games is very cruel. *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. you will all suffer as i have suffered when and if you graduate. Then I wait for my mom and dad to stop playing Collapse II so that I can get on. I accidently cut it with scizzors. You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. HEEEEY! Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. Or his mom did. You want me to stay. Think about it. It only takes me a few minutes to get ready, then I can go back to bed. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. Advertisement. A man has been recorded spending more than three hours to pronounce what is supposedly the longest word in the English language . I know, unlikely, huh? So rather than battle her over the concept of getting dressed in the dark, I get up. Speaking of food, what's up with pie? Won't that be fun? TACO will eventually destroy him. Before she could start listing all of America's enemies, I gave her a hint. Maybe they're here right now! Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. In school, back before I even owned a computer, I'd type random words for long periods of time, 'cause I had nothing better to do. I've spent the past three years of my life EXPECTING each semester to be like a mini-year. Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. CHEESE!!! Code 452 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paperclips (ME!!!) They give lots and lots of homework. Especially the part about the biscuits and cheese. Of course, there is also regretafter all, I could have made a fortune if I'd been the first to think of it. E-mail us for questions, comments, complaints and information. The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? but they did not give the award because i was a kid :C, @arkin It is supposedly the worlds longest published novel in English at 2.5 million words. Sometimes I crack myself up. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. You cannot deny it. Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkner 's 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. Maybe we're just really, really tired and had sugar. While.
So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. Founder @ World's Best Story amplifier of creativity & fun! So my goal changed from surviving to laughing evilly while my character died. Apparantly Grape Pie isn't mainstream, but it has existed for some time. Oh, well. And then go door to door distributing it. It just sounded very professional to say it. You haven't been paying attention have you? This has been a public service announcment. Alrighty then. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. Subscribe!function(m,a,i,l,s,t,e,r){m[s]=m[s]||(function(){t=a.createElement(i);r=a.getElementsByTagName(i)[0];t.async=1;t.src=l;r.parentNode.insertBefore(t,r);return !0}())}(window,document,'script','https://www.openculture.com/wp-content/plugins/mailster/assets/js/button.min.js','MailsterSubscribe'); 2006-2023 Open Culture, LLC. Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. I am simply explaining why I, personally, refuse to swim, go to the beach, sunbathe, leave the house, etc. You gots extra money, don't you? What line of buisness, do you ask? End of story. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. That's right, folks. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Let's keep in touch. Wow. Wellthat just makes me filled with gooey happiness. I'm not sure how I CAN be brief since I have absolutly nothing to say. And insanity. And then the quality will rise. Dum-B-Gon stimulates brain activity, making you up to 10 times smarter! There is a world where you were never born. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. I will show you an example with this completly true stuff that I experienced several years ago. Or maybe not. I worked sorta hard on this. HA! well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Image by Carl Van Vechten, via Wikimedia Commons. They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. One day the chief sent his servants everywhere to find a good story-teller. In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better.
Longest math equation copy paste - Math Textbook Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. I know. And so the week went by. "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. It's a cheap shot." I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. Because what you're saying is that I'm talking to people in the future. Too bad. So he kept her out of the Matrix, and she saw the problem, and entered the Matrix to fix it. *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. *gagged reader glares* What's that? That is justpathetic. Ugh. You see, if the universe is indeed infinite, that means that literally EVERYTHING is possible, and in fact, is happening somewhere in the universe. why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? That was the high point of the entire trip. SHE has to get up at 6:11 to put on make-up, do her hair and basically annoy the heck out of me. There may also be evil little links that are designed to confuse you. And one out of a million people would probably have a few sentences. See? Wasn't it super? And John F. Kennedy (JFK) was an alien bent on global domination. No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. It's also a pretty prime example of how homonyms (words that share spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings) can really confuse things. That means my pointless obsession has actually entertained someone besides me! Number Seven: I could drive people crazy. Grape Pie. The smoke detector either never went off, or went off and the people just slept through it. I added to the lenghth of the LTE without even thinking! Is that old lady on the street corner really an ex-convict? Why can't I? No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text!
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Free Longest Essays and Papers | 123 Help Me Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. Guess what? Everyone I know who has played that game is shocked when I tell themoh, well. It sucked. Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Butthat'd be a lot of work, unlike ranting, raving and rambling. Moving on, I have nothing else to say, but don't feel like quitting just yet. (and redundancy!) Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. Waitaren't I already doing that? BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? What a good idea! CAT CHOW!!! And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? !STARE DEEP INTO THE STINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES!!! It's pathetic. My mother visited relatives. NO, wait. Instead they appear to be a nuclear armagedon in the form of a fifth grader. The very next day, she decided that we were going north, after all. And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. It doesn't matter.